Shotgun Sinners Family Tree

I though this might be fun and interesting

Because everyone has to come from somewhere.
And with this family tree has to come family stories, they can be the most randon stories you want.
You can also be what ever family memeber you want as long as you have a good reason, actually more a reason whether it be funny, ridiculus, valid (who likes those?), weird or whatever you must have a reason, oh and other people can be volunteered for positions because that's how we role
You can have multiply family positions, the weirder it is the funnier it is

So far
Rachel Stem

Gerard Stem

Mikey Stem


Rachel and Ray are the grandparents.
Rachel and Joel Little are brother and sister. (Which is WRONG because she really want his babiez!)
They had Gerard and Mikey.
Rachel is having an affair with Billie Joe Armstrong, yet to have a child.
Rachel also all by herself had Jay.
Jay was the accidental child everyone ignored until she got famous.
Now everyone is like 'We love you' and she's all 'nahfuckoff'.
Gerard married Brii.
Brii practically proposed to Luke... he's yet to reply...
Brii's brother is Bob.
They had Frank and Jojo.
Jojo is with Martin Johnson, Chase Crawford, Brendon Urie and Sa(x14)m.
Mikey got together with Lyn-Z at some point.
They had Rowan and then the triplets, Heather, Erin and Emily.
Mikey and Lyn-Z didn't like Emily so they discarded her.
Emily and Kat are sisters but no one knows how...
Emily is with Jepha and Kat with Quinn.
Heather is with Katy Perry but then she died.
Heather and Adam Siska get together and have Ryan Ross.
Erin is with Paul Taite.
(Bassest family much?)
Mikey then ditched Lyn-Z and married Alicia.
Mikey and Alicia had Sarah.
Lyn-Z and Ray had a thing which created Ali.
Lyn-Z and Bob also had a thing and created Bert then the twins Caitlin and Jimmy.
Gerard are having an affair with Lyn-Z.
Ali and Caitlin think that Gerard is their dad and that they are sisters.
Ali has many problems (we still luv her) and is known as:
"One-Legged Cross Dressing Vamprie Obsessed Family Killer Confused Daughter Ali"
Creepy but Sexy Cannibal Uncle Emily is on of Gerard's and Mikey's best friend, like a brother to them...
Matt is the distant relative no one likes and is locked up for family reunions.

Mother War should be mother...
(x

strange *cough*

lol i can see this being fucking hilarious already

LOL ok so i totally dibs being the mum

lol of course

and i totally vote that we let the band members be in the family tree
cos without them we wouldnt be here XD

so i vote gerard to be my husband

=O

Alright then we have a mother

yes this is strange and it is going to be funny, join in damn it!!

The boys are our ancestors

that is so cool!
*dreams*

so, gerard isnt my husband?

so he is like my fabulous distant relative
so distant that it woldnt be weird to have wild passionate sex with him
LOLOLOLOL

kidding
sheesh i outgrew the fan girl phase AAAAGES ago

hahaha

can i so be someones daughter lol

totally dibs you as my daughter!

even though im like a tiny bit younger than you
shh
its no big deal >.>
hahahaha

i dunno what i wanna be

RACHEL SHOULD BE OUR GRANDMA!!!! it would be mint to have such an awesome grandma

Mother War wrote:totally dibs you as my daughter!

even though im like a tiny bit younger than you
shh
its no big deal >.>
hahahaha

well i totally dibs you as my mother!
lol meh... who give a shit about the age thing... no one needs to know lol

thats not weird.. i can see it now in a real life mag...
"my mother is younger than me"

:rofl

lol...

Mother being older is so cool!!!
I bags Erin as my twin
Don't know where that fits in yet
and Rachel is the grandmother