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McBowden!
where is you?

i iz be here. :]

explain

you must explain some time!!!

Okay so I have this friend Kate, we've been Bffs since year five.
so it all started when last year she started ditching me for this girl called aliesha, who everyone thinks is awesome and great but really she's a manipulative biatch...
so i saw right through her and no one believed me so every one got shitty and i fell into a deep depressive state and didn't talk to Kate. so Kate snapped out of it and started spending more time with me. but during my depressive state i started hanging out with Kelsey and we became good buddies. In an attempt to seek approval Kate also became good friends with Kelsey [I think it was because i was friends with Kelsey so Kate must have thought I would have no problem with Kelsey and her hanging out.].
So Kate, Kelsey and I all became good friends and eventually Kelsey's bff, Rachel joined the group [Kelsey and Rachel also go back since year 5]. And over time Kate became increasingly close to Kelsey and started mimicking her dress sence and butting in on inside jokes we shared. then Kate started going to movies and shopping trips and exclusively inviting Kelsey, at first i didn't really care and then one week last year Kate had a spare ticket to the phantom of the opera and she invited Kelsey, not me, her obvious first choice... and the most annoying thing about that was that she lied about it and said she was going with her aunt but it was later i found out that she asked Kelsey and not me.

So over the next few months Rachel and I became really good friends, and every so often we went shopping after school on Thursday, nothing secretive like Kelsey and Kate's outings, we invited them out with us most times but some of the times we didn't bother because it was so impromptu that we knew they wouldn't be able to. This pissed Kate and Kelsey off big time. So they started excluding us even more, then last week we all went to dinner, and after Kelsey just blurts out that she's going home cause her mum was out side so Kate immediately asks if she could go to and Kelsey says sure but there's only one place in the car so Rachel and I couldn't come too. This was were past conversations clicked together and Kate's remarks like "when will she get us?" started making sence, they never intended on getting the train home with us...

The Breaking point came yesterday when Kate told Kelsey in front of us that "we could do sushi or" then she said the name of a restaurant. so Me and Rachel knew that they were doing something with out us again. so the day went on and we got more information and found out Kate was going to the movies to see Coco Chanel with her mum, when Kate wasn't around I asked if Kelsey was going to and she said she was. so after school I was walking home with Kate [not telling her i knew Kelsey was going] and told her how I really wanted to see Coco Chanel to which she said "I would invite you, but its more of a me and mum thing." so when i got home i called Rachel and asked her to text Kelsey and ask her what she was doing tonight. She told Rachel she was going to the movies with Kate, Kate's mum, and her mum.

If you've ever had a best friend for an excess of 5 years there comes a point where you become integrated into each others family and when someone else threatens to take your place in that family it REALLY hurts... and that's how both me and Rachel feel. And to make matters worse Kelsey and Kate got to all of our friends first so now it's me and Rachel against the world.

Holy shit. That is INTENSE.
I kinda don't know what to say tbh.

I would pat you on the back and say 'there there' but from past experiences, that doesn't always go down well. And there's the slight distance thing.
Anyway...

Um. That kinda thing doesn't tend to work out well for the Kelsey and Kate of the situation in movies/at my school. Although, idk if mine school is kind of relevant, being retardedly small that it is. ><

Oh fuck it I'm useless at this.
Can someone who says nice things just log on and say something nice?

I'm sorry.
Huggles.

So. This kinda reminded me.
I'm just gonna have a mini bitch about my life.

So. This story starts when I met Stevz at primary. She had just started, and people thought she was weird. So I went to say hi, to be nice. And she hit my nose, said honk, and ran off.
I'm all like... um.. okaaaaaay... I never speak to her much until we go to college.
So I'm standing outside our door on the first day of year 7 [our school starts at yr 7] and she's there. Cool. I know someone. And theres this other chick, Mack, who I know vaguely through family etc..... which is irrelevant, but whatever.
Yep. Anyway, during the course of the year, Stevz and Mack become real tight. I'm kinda friends with them both, but mainly Mack. And then Stevz gets all shitty at Mack and they have arguments for the rest of the year, which makes Mack sad. No one knows why they keep fighting heaps.
Anyway, sometime later, like yr 8/9, Mack tells me that the reason they kept fighting was 'cause Stevz wanted Mack to chose between me and Stevz to be friends with. Mack, being logical, wonders why we can't all be friends, and asks Stevz why she hates me. Stevz can't explain. [Her whole family kinda hated me after primary, but I don't know why].
Anyway, over the course of the five years that we've been at our college, Stevz has tried to stick to someone who she thinks is cooler than her. Mack was the first one she tried to copy.. but that ended reeeeally badly. [They still fucking fight. :/ ]
She's copied gangsters, barbie sluts and lastly a scene kid. I'm not trying to stereotype people, they're not all these stereotypes, but she does seem to find a Way to turn them into stereotypical characters.
Anyway. She always ends up fighting with them, making her have less and less friends. [hah. she's moved to becoming 'friends' with all her brother's 'friends' ><]
anyway, i'm so sorry this is taking so long.
Lately, Stevz has been starting to creep me out. Like, she's starting to follow me or some shit. Which is weird... because you can kinda see the rivalry we've always had. And she still fights with one of my close friends.
She started a twitter - after she found I had one. She goes on about the scientist from this video we used to watch in class to me [because I think he's fuckin' rad], she's my top facebook fan [she comments/likes EVERYTHING I say on Fb D: ] she added craigen after I said that he added me on fb, and then went and had a chat to him, and showed me screencaps of their conversation. I DON'T REALLY CARE. And lastly, she's following mikeyway on twitter. wtf?! she HATES My Chem.

In conclusion, I'm really pissed off at her, I don't want a fucking mini-me, can she just leave me the fuck alone!?!?!?!

Yea. um, if you read that, thanks. ><
Hope it made sense.

Yeah our lives suck... haha

haha.
nah. it's just everyone else. ><

tu shay

fuck i still feel like complete and utter shit.
dont do zamboka shoots... they may taste good but you'll just end up throwing up. haha.
i should stop drinking for a while but i know thats not gonna happen coz we're going to the bar on tuesday night & their margaritas are potent but insanely good

Also turns out a "Quick Fuck" sounds fun, but infact leaves you wondering how you ended up in Shooters. Baileys and something green...

ohh my mate likes them.. they sound odd

Lol my friend bought them for us, she was like "Rachel do you want a quick fuck?" and I drunkenly replied "Not here, jeeez."

Very smooth lol.

Fake tan is my new BFF.

please tell me you're not orange..

Lol no. I did it properly.

ok good good. although i think id die laughing if the next time i saw you you were as orange as an ompa loompa

Gone from pasty white to highlighter orange... niiioce.