Funny stuff

OMG...WHUT?!

Hahaha it looks as though Ron is getting a sneaky handjob from harry.

How can there be self-help “groups”?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?

If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn’t zigzag?

If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word “Lisp” to have an “S” in it?

If toast always lands butter side down, and cats always land on their feet, what would happen if you strapped toast to a cats back and dropped it?
The buttered toast and cat thing—
the cat and toast would spin creating a vacuum in space sucking everything up and putting the earth in a void in space crating a black hole which would then take us off the map of the universe and all the other planets would laugh at us because they already knew what would happen.

If deaf people go to court is it still called a hearing?

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

If you choke a smurf, what colour will it turn?

Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?

When the sun sets, does the ocean put it out?

People say practice makes perfect but nobody’s perfect so why practice?

If olive oil is made of squeezing olives, then what is baby oil made from?

If the grass is always greener on the other side, then once you get on the other side, will you want to come back? Will you ever be on the greener side?

If goose is plural for geese, then why isn’t meese plural for moose?

If superman was so smart why were his underpants on the outside?

Why is it that when the door is open they call ajar but when the jar is open it isn’t adoor?

Why is the word abbreviation so long?

Why are they called apartments if they are built together?

Why are they called buildings if they’ve already been built?

Why is it called a black light if it’s purple?

If you dump water on your bed is it still wetting your bed?

Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

Why do we say “heads up” when we actually duck?

Why do feet smell and noses run??

Why is Charles short for Charlie when they’re the same number of letters?

What would a chair look like, if your knees bent the other Way?

Why do they call it a chili when it’s hot?

If a man says that he can only tell lies would you believe him?

Why is there Braille telling you what a “Caution: HOT!” sign is saying? Or the same question for a “Do Not Touch!” sign…

In peter pan what was captain hook’s name before the crocodile bit his hand off? Captain hand?

Can a man drown in the fountain of eternal life?

Answer truthfully (yes or no) to the following question: Will the next word you say be ‘no’?

gah at the last one!

HAHAHA
i watched this a bunch of times, its funny.

god i love you BC Bryar

he is pretty spectacular

hell yes.

Caitlin...IsNotOkay wrote:

wow. made me laugh, out loud.

Bob is so awesome!

that pic=LOL!

espeically with the look ron is giving him...

I'm so gonna show that to my sister.

haha.
have you seen this

Fucking lol!
"I didn't enter"

The soup is my life!

... It made me laugh.



This too.

hehe lol.

Lol

This-is-the-best-username wrote:If toast always lands butter side down, and cats always land on their feet, what would happen if you strapped toast to a cats back and dropped it?
The buttered toast and cat thing—
the cat and toast would spin creating a vacuum in space sucking everything up and putting the earth in a void in space crating a black hole which would then take us off the map of the universe and all the other planets would laugh at us because they already knew what would happen.

GEORG! <3

haha i was gona do that as my science experiment last year. =P no shit.

and also