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This is funny in itself but closely watch at 0:07 where Gee checks out her boobs

:rofl
I love that interview.

its awesome ae ^_^

Wow Gerard really does check out her boobs, it's creepy

HE LOOKS LIKE A GIRL

This was on my bebo... I found it yesterday... its about Rock, Paper, Scissors

I can understand how scissors can beat paper, and i get how a rock can beat scissors, but there's no fucking way paper can beat rock. is paper supposed to magically wrap around rock and leave it immobile? why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they take notes in class? i'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody. a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. when i play rock paper scissors, i always choose rock. then when someone claims to have beaten me with their paper i can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit im sorry, i thought paper would protect you, you asshole.

OMG i read that and i couldn't stop laughing :rofl

:rofl :rofl at both of the above posts

ugh... got to think of something funny to post.... uh...uh..

A man walks into a bar... Ouch.

yea that was lame

In the interview, I love how Bob says slippers turn him on. I wonder if he has a foot fetish.

On second thought, I don't want to know.

Funny/Stupid and Pointless/Annoying

I'm gonna move over Old times and change for the better. Maybe all the rest. :/

How do i delete an account? hehe

Find me. I hate how you have to have 100 words. la la la la la la la la la la *Continues to say lala* la la la la la la la la la la

Ever heard of Katy Perry? She's awesome. LIsten to Ur so gay. So funny. Yet oh so true.

At seventy eight words right now.......

Oh! Sorry i was gone so long, i didn't have internet, but i am back.

la la la la la

<---a journal on Mibba

Oh got i hate it when peoples do that

Edit: YOUR MESSAGE HAS JUST BEEN PIMPED BY ERIN!!!! :crazy:YUP

im sorry... i had to do that

OMG the pimpn' = AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hopeless Heart wrote:Oh got i hate it when peoples do that

Me too

lol

I wish I had someone to pimp my messages!

lol I wish I could pimp pages...

Id get you all back

:rofl
I got this in an email from one of my guy mates.
We went out once... okay maybe twice... that's all
So this is really funny (I also think he might be a little bit Gay! so does my gay friend )

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Things girls don't realize....

1. Guys are more emotional then you think, if they loved you at one point, it'll take them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try.

2. Guys may be flirting around all day, but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

4. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.

5. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.

6. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.

7. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.

8. Guys don't care how gorgeous you are, if you're a bitch Goodbye.

9. Giving a guy a hanging message like 'You know what?!..uh....nevermind..' would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.

10. Girls are guys' weaknesses.

11. Guys are very open about themselves.

12. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.

13. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.

14. Guys love you more than you love them.

15. Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. They rarely use beautiful or gorgeous. If a guy uses that, he loves you or likes you a whole hell of a lot.

16. No matter how much guys talk about butts and boobs, personality is key.

17. Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.

18. Guys think Way too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.

19. If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.

20. If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.

21. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.

22. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, 'Please come and listen to me.'

23. ,b>If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.

24. When a guy tells you that you are beautiful, don't say you aren't. It makes them want to stop telling you because they don't want you to disagree with them.

25. When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.

26. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.

27. Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.

28. Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.

29. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.

30. A guy would give his right nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.

31. No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.

32. Not all guys are jerks. Just because ONE is a jackass doesnt mean he represents ALL of them.

33. They love it when girls talk about their boobs. haha it's true..

34. When a guy hits your butt it means that he wants you sexually

35. Even if they refuse it all guys are ticklish on the ribs.

36. Guys love neck rubs and if he lets you keep doing it ...it means that he really likes you or his neck really hurts.

37. When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible.

38. Even if you dump a guy months ago and he loved you he probably still does and if he had one wish it would be you to come back into his life.