I Caught You In My Thong (Em's latest rap)

NØthing_At_All · by NØthing_At_All on Mon Sep 15, 2008 2:56 pm

Okay, so I have written another rap for everyone to ~~read~~ laugh at. As I've said before, my raps aren't meant to be taken seriously. I'm a fat white chick from North Carolina that never leaves the house and has a fear of penises, I'm not meant to be a rapper. Now, on with the rap!

Note: I don't know if you know what mace is, but, in case you don't, it's a brand of pepper spray, i.e., a weapon
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I caught you in my thong
(You ho)
Singin a song
(You ho)
The funny thing is ho
You a dude
And I'm not
So don't get a 'tude
When I kick you out
*insert beatboxing sounds*
Ho, oh no, now I gotta bleach my thong
Or just trash it
You wore it in my car
So I'll crash it
You wore it on my chair
So I'll smash it
You wore it near my head
So I'll bash it
Your nasty ass touched my thong
Which touched your dong
I threw up all over my ping-pong-
Table, which was unstable, uh-huh
'Cause you sat on it
In my thong
My pink snakeskin thong
(You ho)
Replace it, before I mace you
Mace yo face
Don't laugh slut
Because my thong touched your butt
And I'm not pleased
To say the least
I'm gonna get revenge!
Word.