This Isn't a Band, It's a Way to Pick up Chicks

You smell so sweet
You look so fine
Walking down that street
If only you could be mine

That girlish smile
With a figure to match
At heart you’re nothing but wild
I’m nothing but tame
But I’ll show you…

Started this band to pick up chicks
Only one problem
I didn’t have a dick

They’re all so cute
With their little skirts and boots
All so pretty
But not so witty

No I’m not gay
Or well not today
But it’s hard to drool and stare
When they flick their pretty hair

That boy in the corner ain’t too bad himself
Can see we share the same taste as well
He has more of a chance though
Doesn’t stop me from having a go

Started this band to pick up chicks
Only one problem
I didn’t have a dick

So unfair they get all the fun
And I’m left with none
Maybe I should stick with the music
Since I’m not getting a dick
Anytime soon

Started this band to pick up chicks
Only one problem
I didn’t have a dick

They’re over rated anyway…

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It might be a bit gay, but that's what you get when a bi rights the song

maybe if i herad someone singing it i could put some chords on it....

LOLOLOLOLOL WIN WIN WIN

awkward tho
cos im like as straight as an arrow
watevvs itl be epic awesome

hahahaha

lol I agree with Brii!

You're just the singer, blame all the songs on the lyricist
Guys dig girls who like girls too :rofl
Wonder if that would actually pick up chicks? We have top try it, and point them my Way kidding... NOT!

"SO IM TOTALLY INTO CHICKS... BUT NOT REALLY... BUT IF ANY OF YOU ARE INTO US, LET US KNOW... WE WANT TO KNOW IF OUR THEORY WORKS..."

winwinwin

"oh, and by the Way, to any prospective boyfriends here tonight, im actually straight, our fabulous lyricist wrote this xD"

A good social experiment
Do every much want to know if it works.
Hey you have to sell me to all the guys as well! Just don't use the words 'boyfriend/girlfriend'

LOL

so anyone
anyone at all
who is totally in to us
we dont really care if your a chick or not
just come backstage.
we want to have a wee chat with yoooooou XD

Then we sound like sluts
We can't all be sluts, i'll be the slut, i'll take on that responsibility

ill be the lovable abstaining frontwoman with a quirky fashion sense and awesome makeup and wicked hair

wow i just described Bill.

I'll be the very indecisive (on all subjects) bassist who can never settle on one style of clothing or hair and writes wacky lyrics to make you look like a fool , you know you love me

sadly, i have to accept that because I do infact love you
cos i have to love my bass player
its just the order of the world lololol

Everyone loves a bass player!

That song is full of 50 different kinds of AWESOME!