Em's Rap

Okay, I've been working on this "totally sick" rap for a while, so, enjoy!

Oh, and no, it's not meant to be serious.
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Drivin through my crib
Sippin Mr.Pibb
Ho in da backseat
Proppin up her feet
Shakin that ass, fo' some cash
She's my bitch, so now I'm rich
This life is tight, I'm doin it right
Check out my chain, this shit is insane
Get inside if you wanna ride
In my car, in my jaguar
Hold ya breath, and count to ten
You'll turn blue, and I'll get da wo-men!
WOAH!

classic. =]

thats hilarious.
im going to copy and paste it, and it's going to become the latest addition to Sarah's infamous post-it note quote wall in the dorm. =]

if thats ok...?

as long as everyone knows it was written by your fucked up American friend!

oh, and THANK YOU! I worked so hard on it!

ok.

I'll write it all on a post-it note, and at the bottom, it'll say
- Emily, my fucked up American friend.

and it'll go right in the middle of my pin board for every one to see.
next to my cool gangsta song. which is pretty cool. but yours is better..... =]

lol

fair enough.

*blushes*

my sister says it's stupid

but I'm proud!

im proud of you for it!
its so super-ly talented-ly awesome!

I should write another, and call it "I caught you in my thong"

lol
yes do.

I have begun it, it will be finished soon.

and then you can all laugh at my white-girl-ness

lol

ok. post it when you've done it!

and i'll add it to my post-it note quote wall.

*goes to post*

LOLZ!!!!!!!!!

ROFFEL!

I've finished my new one.

Maybe I'll be a rapper when I grow up!

Hell yeah! you'd be like my only and favourite Rap artist!

*plans*

50 cent would be proud....

yeah, I'm $2.34, 50 cent ain't got nothin' on me

hahaha lol
gonna have to brake out your nine and bust a cap

yeah ho, I'll pop a cap in fitty's ass

(aka translation: I will shoot the man also known as "50 cent")

shit yeah niggs

that's how da real pimps do it

back up out my space befo' I knock you out!

"Better stay on that side of the street motherfucker.... I'll knock you out...."