I Caught You In My Thong (Em's latest rap)

Okay, so I have written another rap for everyone to read laugh at. As I've said before, my raps aren't meant to be taken seriously. I'm a fat white chick from North Carolina that never leaves the house and has a fear of penises, I'm not meant to be a rapper. Now, on with the rap!

Note: I don't know if you know what mace is, but, in case you don't, it's a brand of pepper spray, i.e., a weapon
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I caught you in my thong
(You ho)
Singin a song
(You ho)
The funny thing is ho
You a dude
And I'm not
So don't get a 'tude
When I kick you out
*insert beatboxing sounds*
Ho, oh no, now I gotta bleach my thong
Or just trash it
You wore it in my car
So I'll crash it
You wore it on my chair
So I'll smash it
You wore it near my head
So I'll bash it
Your nasty ass touched my thong
Which touched your dong
I threw up all over my ping-pong-
Table, which was unstable, uh-huh
'Cause you sat on it
In my thong
My pink snakeskin thong
(You ho)
Replace it, before I mace you
Mace yo face
Don't laugh slut
Because my thong touched your butt
And I'm not pleased
To say the least
I'm gonna get revenge!
Word.

ROFLCOPTER
LOLACAUST
ROFLCOASTER

:crazy:

*blushes*

did you really like it?

yes it was full of awesomenessness

woah, I feel so proud

*insert triumphant music*

lol.

AWESOME!

though I guess I don't beat Heathers response...

it is Heather?

you all change your usernames and themes to much :gah:

This is the first time i have ever changed my username (yes it is Heather) though i change my theme all the time

ROFLCOPTER
LOLACAUST
ROFLCOASTER

:crazy:

MY response is better!

tis terrific. =]

i totally forgot to write the other rap on my post-it note. =[
but i'll do it now just for you. can i copy this one too?

lol!!!

hehe dong