You smell so sweet
You look so fine
Walking down that street
If only you could be mine
That girlish smile
With a figure to match
At heart you’re nothing but wild
I’m nothing but tame
But I’ll show you…
Started this band to pick up chicks
Only one problem
I didn’t have a dick
They’re all so cute
With their little skirts and boots
All so pretty
But not so witty
No I’m not gay
Or well not today
But it’s hard to drool and stare
When they flick their pretty hair
That boy in the corner ain’t too bad himself
Can see we share the same taste as well
He has more of a chance though
Doesn’t stop me from having a go
Started this band to pick up chicks
Only one problem
I didn’t have a dick
So unfair they get all the fun
And I’m left with none
Maybe I should stick with the music
Since I’m not getting a dick
Anytime soon
Started this band to pick up chicks
Only one problem
I didn’t have a dick
They’re over rated anyway…
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It might be a bit gay, but that's what you get when a bi rights the song
You look so fine
Walking down that street
If only you could be mine
That girlish smile
With a figure to match
At heart you’re nothing but wild
I’m nothing but tame
But I’ll show you…
Started this band to pick up chicks
Only one problem
I didn’t have a dick
They’re all so cute
With their little skirts and boots
All so pretty
But not so witty
No I’m not gay
Or well not today
But it’s hard to drool and stare
When they flick their pretty hair
That boy in the corner ain’t too bad himself
Can see we share the same taste as well
He has more of a chance though
Doesn’t stop me from having a go
Started this band to pick up chicks
Only one problem
I didn’t have a dick
So unfair they get all the fun
And I’m left with none
Maybe I should stick with the music
Since I’m not getting a dick
Anytime soon
Started this band to pick up chicks
Only one problem
I didn’t have a dick
They’re over rated anyway…
--
It might be a bit gay, but that's what you get when a bi rights the song