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Rules... speaking of which you really should check them out before the Kung-Fu is made necessary.
So I tried to think of a helpful thing I could post here. To be y'know helpful? And I realised that a while ago I made up this list of usernames when we were trying to pick our Nicknames. So I will share my amazing list with you
Astro Zombie
Awful Fuck
Black Mariah
Black Skies
Beast In Repose
Solitary Style
Love Notes
Temporary Stand-in
A Sad Song
Tongue-Tied
Oh So Squeamish
Demolition Lover
Phantom Forever
Old Guillotine
Hospital Stay
Late Dawns
Early Sunsets
Among The Living
Colder Fountains
Already Dead
Murder Scene
Total Wreck
Firing Squad
Pixie Dust
Fear
Regret
The Patient
Good-For-Nothing I Don’t Know
Dirty Looks
Joke At Look
Line Without A Hook
Torn And Frayed
Bright Lights
Starless Eyes
Tragic With A Capital 'T'
Fuck Of A Gun
Full Of Lies
Brother In Arms
Medicated Life
Oxycontin Genocide
Adolescent Suicide
Lady Of Sorrows
Star-Crossed Lover
Laceration Gravity
Patron Saint
Patron Saint Of Switchblade Fights
Burning Eyes
Fallout Vapour
Steel Corpse
Night Terrors
Unapologetic Apathy
Murder Machine
Troubled And Hurt
Not Much, A Poet
Rose On Your Coffin Door
Serpent Son
Another Contusion
Funeral Jag
Penitence Ball
Nothing-At-All
Killing Jar
Sharpest Life
The One That You Loathe
Shot To Remember
Cannibal Glow
The Unforgivable
Famous Living Dead
Just A Ghost
Beaten and Damned
Last Parade
Razor Sharp
Jet Black Feeling
Saviour Of The Broken
Dead and Gone
Not A Hero
Weary Widow
Lethal Injection
There you have it. Plenty of MCR related usernames.
Ohh and Heather a.k.a Hopeless Heart, makes totally rad signatures... Just sayin'