Shotgun Sinners Family Tree

Oh them... we're awesome anyway
Wait! did you say cute boy? Oh how could you Emily!

well, there's a really hot chick in my science class...

actually, one of my acquaintances knows I like chicks, and she writes me this note that says "I heard you like me, is it true?"

And I said "pussy, say it to my fucking face" and then I proceeded to explain that being bi doesn't mean I wanna fuck anything with tits

(excuse my language)

oh, and yeah, you guys are Way awesome!

duh

Yeah it's kind of annoying when people find out you like girls too and then a lot of girls think they like you, or like this one girl in my history class kept askign me if i thought she was hot, i told her she looked like plastic and that just ain't my thing.
She didn't get it, she that thick!

^
That sucks! My friend was badmouthing her other friend cus she had a crush on her. Some girls including my friends find it awkward around girls that are bi or like girls. I personally don't have a problem with it!

Homophobia is Gay!

yeah my guy friend came out last year, everyone thought he was bi but no, he was gay. its a really weird situation with him but i don't want to go into detail cause i've been begging my friends to come on this site and they might read it but yeah.

I don't tell people about this site.

I don't want them to find out what a weirdo I am.

haha lolers

Rachel also all by herself had Jay.
Jay was the accidental child everyone ignored until she got famous.
Now everyone is like 'We love you' and she's all 'nahfuckoff'.


Why haven't I had an affair yet?
(Posted this before but the forum crapped out)

my family thinks the guy i like is gay

i dont think he is though
and they made me cry over it
at dinner

and i think my brother told him i was crying and standing up for him. i think it may have scared him off.

I hate when people assume someone that they don't even know is gay

Same

Gayness is funness

I want to have an affair! I'm only married to Ray with various children.

Is Saaaaaaam in there somewhere? Or did Jojo get him?

i fully have him... its just not updated yet

you could share....

lol and then figure out that he's actually our twin brother?

Nahh I'll Have Billie Joe Armstrong somewhere along the lines puh-lease?

JIMMY IS MY IDENTICAL TWIN BROTHER!
I have no idea how that works but yeah....

Okay so I cheat on Ray with Billie Joe... Who wants to be my illegitimate love child?

i could be.. although i duno how the hell that would work lol

Im already a child of bob and lyn-z...

Ahhh so many update, i'll do them tomorrow so sometime...

yay... haha

lol am I anything else other than Emily's adopted sister kept in her basement?